我覺得這個很好笑~~

1. Money can’t buy happiness but...
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…

2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the motherfucker’s name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does milk.


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